A balloonist was lost.He descended to just 30' above the ground where he spotted a lady below"Can you tell me where I am?" he called out.She responded: "Your altitude is 30' above ground; your latitude is 28.538 north; your longitude is 81.378 west"The balloonist said: "You must be an engineer!"She responded: "Yes, how did you know?"He said: "You have given me facts, but no information that is useful for me. You haven't helped me at all, and I'm still lost!"She responded: "You must be in management!"He said: "Yes, how did you know?"She responded: "You have all the facts, but still you say you're lost and can not help yourself. You have positioned yourself above me, and me below you, only now you say it's my fault!"Anonymous
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